Cat ownership

I compare owning a cat to having teenagers. First of all they are moody, don't do what you want them to do, and on top of that they never fricking listen. The good thing is you don't have to send them to school, the only drug you worry about is catnip, and as long as they are fixed no babies.
Now don't get me wrong I love my cats, but at the same time they annoy me. I mean what other creature do you know of that waits until you are asleep to come in and sit on you in the most akward manner while you are sleeping. And they have no cares when they come in and watch you go to the bathroom. I however love to turn the tables and tell them I am watching them go to the bathroom when I am not. One of my cats has started looking around even when I do it. But with 4 cats you have fun.